Mild Bootleggery - Prelegal Pollinator Garden

In yet another wild departure from trash, the Pandas - well, specifically, this Panda - co-opted this patch of bare city dirt and dog shit to plant a prelegal native pollinator garden!

Native plants and insects spent millions of years evolving to get along. Like your LTR, they get - and need - each other. If you'd like to help your local ecosystem and fight the spiritual depravity of modern landscaping, please plant one of your own!

Here's what's currently on the menu - as you can see, the monarch caterpillars are going gangbusters, and I just had my first lady emerge from her chrysalis. If you'd like to buy more milkweed for their ridiculous appetites, here's a link to my Venmo! Plants are about $22 for a large, $12 for a small.

• California Poppy, Eschscholzia Californica.
• Narrowleaf Milkweed, Asclepias Fascicularis.
• Foothill Penstemon, Penstemon Heterophyllus.
• Warriner Lytle Buckwheat, Eriogonum Fasciculatum 'Warriner Lytle'.
• Dark Star Ceanothus, Ceanothus 'Dark Star'.
• California Cudweed, Pseudognaphalium Californicum.
• Red-Flowered Buckwheat, Eriogonum Grande var. Rubescens.
• Common Yarrow, Achillea Millefolium.
• Island Pink Yarrow, Achillea Millefolium 'Island Pink'.
• Self-Heal, Prunella Vulgaris.
• Junegrass, Koeleria Macrantha.
• Fiesta Marigold Monkeyflower, Diplacus 'Fiesta Marigold'